Jokes of the day.


The most deadly inventions of man are the fourteen Ohio-class ballistic-missile submarines. These submarines carry upwards of half of the United States’ nuclear arsenal onboard. Hey, Kim! Do the math! Each carries twenty-four Trident II submarine-launched ballistic missiles which can be fired from underwater to strike at targets more than seven thousand miles away. As a Trident II reenters the atmosphere at speeds of up to Mach 24, it splits into up to eight independent reentry vehicles, each with a 100- or 475-kiloton nuclear warhead. In short, a full salvo from an Ohio-class submarine—which can be launched in less than one minute—could unleash up to 192 nuclear warheads to wipe twenty-four cities off the map. This is a nightmarish weapon of the apocalypse. So, Kim, do you even have 24 cities in North Korea (Pyongyang has more people than the next 23 cities combined and fewer than ten could be called “cities”)? And, by the by, there are 9 of these submarines IN THE PACIFIC OCEAN where YOU LIVE!

The Democreeps will rue the day they decided to stonewall the Trump tax cuts. They are fretting over a trillion dollars in deficits over 10 years. This after they said nothing about $9 trillion in Obama deficits in a mere 8 years.

Poor Santa!

The Consumer Financial Protection Bureau (CFPB) is the most partisan agency in the federal government in terms of donations to candidates, according to campaign finance data. Employees at the CFPB gave EVERY PENNY of their campaign donations to Hillary Clinton or her rival, Senator Bernie Sanders. Agency employees made more than 300 donations during the campaign. Not one went to a Republican candidate.

Some of my readers complain that I never post jokes about President Trump. Well, as I see it, there are plenty of people filling that role. But this one is a beauty! I couldn’t help myself!

This is for our friends in “the media.” You’re such an embarrassment!

This is for the Republican Party. Shape up! We don’t have a tax revenue problem, we have a spending problem.

And thanks to BC who sent the “rat” comics to me. Hadn’t ever seen these before.

Roy Filly

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One Response to Jokes of the day.

  1. David l. Wood says:

    Oh My!! And The big Kim wants to threaten the US? I didn’t know we had so many submarines with that capability. Well, in the words of Maxine Waters: “If No. Korea nukes us, President Trump will take us into war.” Oh?

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