Canada hasn’t been this unhappy with an American export since acid rain.


Guess what? The “celebrities for Hillary” could not convince American voters. They were so adamant that many said they would leave the USA if Trump won. Well, Trump won.

Many said they are off to Canada. My heartfelt condolences to my Canadian friends.

I must admit that I do not know many of these, but of the ones that I do, I say good riddance to bad baggage!

  1. Jon Stewart

Who? Political satirist.

Where would he move? Another planet.

“I would consider getting in a rocket and going to another planet, because clearly this planet’s gone bonkers,” he told reporters.

  1. Chelsea Handler

Who? Comedian.

Where would she move? Spain.

“I did buy a house in another country just in case, so all of these people who threaten to leave the country and then don’t, I will leave the country,” she said on Live with Kelly and Michael.

(Weirdly, she called Trump charming in the same interview.)

  1. Neve Campbell

Who? House of Cards actress.

Where would she move? Canada.

“His honesty is terrifying,” she told Huffington Post UK.

  1. Barry Diller

Who? Founder of IAC Interactive.

Where would he move? Canada.

“If Donald Trump doesn’t fall, I’ll either move out of the country or join the resistance,” he told Bloomberg.

  1. Lena Dunham

Who? Creator of Girls.

Where would she move? Vancouver, BC, Canada – sorry PCoop.

“I know a lot of people have been threatening to do this, but I really will,” she said at the Matrix Awards.

  1. Keegan-Michael Key

Who? Star of Key & Peele.

Where would he move? Canada.

“It’s easy. It’s like 10 minutes from Detroit and that’s where I’m from,” he told TMZ.

  1. Chloë Sevigny

Who? Actress and guest star in Portlandia.

Where would she move? Nova Scotia, Canada.

She answered simply, “Nova Scotia” to a question of where she would move if Trump were elected.

  1. Al Sharpton

Who? Activist.

Where would he move? Out of here. (And it can’t be too far! – RF)

“If Donald Trump is the nominee, I’m open to support anyone, while I’m also reserving my ticket out of here if he wins,” he said at a press conference.

  1. Natasha Lyonne

Who? Actress in Orange Is the New Black.

Where would she move? A mental hospital. (Sounds right! – RF)

“[I’ll move] to a mental hospital for a while because you’re like ‘why is this happening?'” she said.

  1. Eddie Griffin

Who? Comedian.

Where would he move? Africa.

“He’s good at making money, but he’s ignorant…If Trump wins, I’m moving to Africa,” he told DJ Vlad.

  1. Spike Lee

Who? Director of Malcolm X.

Where would he move? …Brooklyn. (Always knew his geography skills were lacking! – RF)

If Trump wins, he’ll be “moving back to the republic of Brooklyn, New York,” he reported to Vanity Fair. (Also, he seems to have some deficiencies in knowledge of our Republic – RF.)

  1. Amber Rose

Who? Model.

Where would she move? Canada.

“I can’t even think about it! I’m moving, I’m out! I can’t. And I am taking my son with me!” she told US Weekly.

  1. Samuel L. Jackson

Who? Actor.

Where would he move? South Africa. (Good. Hopefully no more Samuel L. Jackson commercials. They suck! RF)

“He’s just running for popularity. C’mon, just let it go,” he said on The View.

  1. Cher

Who? Singer.

Where would she move? Jupiter. (Seriously? I thought that’s where she lived now! RF)

“IF HE WERE TO BE ELECTED, IM MOVING TO JUPITER >:|” she tweeted. (I think Jupiter is actually her home planet!)

  1. George Lopez

Who? Comedian and star of George Lopez.

Where would he move? Mexico.

“If he wins, he won’t have to worry about immigration, we’ll all go back,” he told TMZ.

  1. Barbra Streisand

Who? Singer.

Where would she move? Australia or Canada. (Thank the Maker. This ungrateful wretch is out’a here. RF)

“He has no facts. I don’t know, I can’t believe it. I’m either coming to your country [Australia], if you’ll let me in, or Canada,” she told Australian journalist Michael Usher.

  1. Raven-Symoné

Who? Actress and host of The View.

Where would she move? Canada. (Now she can have a “View” of all those polar bears that were supposed to be extinct now according to Al Gore. RF)

“My confession for this election is if any Republican gets nominated (What an ultramaroon! Did she really think Republicans would not “nominate” a contender? RF), I’m going to move to Canada with my entire family. I already have my ticket,” she said on The View.

Note: Her leaving was contingent on any Republican candidate winning the election–not just Trump.

  1. Whoopi Goldberg

Who? Actress and host of The View.

Where would she move? Canada. 

“I don’t want it to be America. Maybe it’s time for me to move, you know,” she said. (Hey, Whoopi! I don’t want you “to be American” either. And, by the by Whoopi, Canadians hate it when US citizens call themselves “Americans” to their exclusion. RF)

  1. Omari Hardwick

Who? Actor in Power.

Where would he move? Italy.

“I’ll move from Denver to Italy… If Donald Trump wins the presidency, I’m out,” he told The Wrap.

  1. Miley Cyrus

Who? Pop star.

Where would she move? Canada.

My heart is broken into a 100000 pieces…I am moving if this is my president! I don’t say things I don’t mean!” she wrote in an Instagram post. (News flash. Apparently she has “a heart.” RF)

  1. Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Who? Supreme Court Justice.

Where would she move? New Zealand. (Thanks, Ruth. Now Trump can replace you with someone who believes in the Constitution. RF)

“I can’t imagine what the country would be with Donald Trump as our president… Now it’s time for us to move to New Zealand,” she told The New York Times.

  1. Amy Schumer

Who? Comedian and actress.

Where would she move? Spain.

“I will need to learn to speak Spanish because I will move to Spain or somewhere… It’s beyond my comprehension if Trump won. It’s too crazy,” she  told BBC Newsnight.

23. Ne-Yo

Who? R&B singer.

Told TMZ last month that he’d move to Canada and be neighbors with fellow R&B singer Drake if the country elected Trump.

  1. Katie Hopkins

Who? British columnist.

Where would she move? America!

“If Donald Trump wins the race to the White House I’m moving to America,” she tweeted. (My kinda’ columnist! RF)

 

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6 Responses to Canada hasn’t been this unhappy with an American export since acid rain.

  1. Dick Toomey says:

    Want to place bets on how many follow through? I pray they all do and thousands more of their ilk like Clooney, Baldwin, Leonardo (what a pretentious moron) — in fact, it would be good to see Hollywood relocate altogether.

  2. Roy Filly says:

    Amen to that, Brother Toomey. I’m sure you are familiar with the following

    DIVORCE AGREEMENT

    Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al: We have stuck together since the late 1950’s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.

    Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let’s just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

    Here is a model separation agreement:

    –Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

    –We don’t like redistributive taxes so you can keep them.

    –You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.–Since you hate guns and war, we’ll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military.

    –We’ll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with wind, solar and biodiesel.

    –You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O’Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them.

    –We’ll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street.

    –You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies and illegal aliens.

    –We’ll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO’s and rednecks.

    –We’ll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood .

    –You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we’ll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.

    –You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we’ll help provide them security.

    –We’ll keep our Judeo-Christian values.

    –You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N. but we will no longer be paying the bill.

    –We’ll keep the SUV’s, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find.

    –You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors.

    –We’ll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right.

    –We’ll keep “The Battle Hymn of the Republic” and “The National Anthem.”

    –I’m sure you’ll be happy to substitute “Imagine”, “I’d Like to Teach the World to Sing”, “Kum Ba Ya” or “We Are the World”.

    –We’ll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.

    –Since it often so offends you, we’ll keep our history, our name and our flag.

    Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I’ll bet you answer which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

    Sincerely,
    John J. Wall
    Law Student and an American

    P.S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin & Charlie Sheen, Barbara Streisand, & ( Hanoi ) Jane Fonda with you.

    P.S.S. And you won’t have to press 1 for English when you call our country.

  3. ed rito says:

    excellent !!

  4. I do not believe any one of the above persons who made exaggerated statements of their illogical beliefs and vowing to leave the country in order to draw attention to themselves and their assumed but absurd self-importance. They are not about to move anywhere and abandon their comforts, which they derived by their wealth obtained under the capitalism and security of the United States, though they totally misunderstand and ungratefully misstate the true system and source of what they have accumulated.

  5. trailbee says:

    Well, as it stands now, they’ll all be paying taxes twice – those of their new country and ours. Ex pats, unless they give up their American Citizenship, pay U.S. taxes wherever they live. What a hoot!

  6. libertyphysics says:

    As someone else pointed out, notice how many more are moving North instead of their beloved South. Apparently they prefer living in USA-lite. Does that make them racists, climatists, languagists, ethnicitists, or some other kind of discriminators? Amusingly, the Canadian immigration web site crashed the other day from the number of US dwellers wanting to move there.

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