If I knew who wrote this, I would gladly give them credit. Brilliant!
A Committee has been established to raise $50,000,000 for a monument to Hillary R. Clinton. They originally wanted to put her on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for her two faces.
They then decided to erect a statue of Hillary in the Washington, D.C. Hall of Fame. They were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside Barack Hussein Obama, who never told the truth, since Hillary could never tell the difference.
We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on someone else’s money.
Hillary R. Clinton Monument Committee
P.S. The Committee has raised $2.16 thus far.
And thanks to BC for sending this ot me.