Food for thought.


Nothing like a good quote!

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.

Jay Leno

The problem with political jokes is they get elected.

Henry Cate, VII

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office

Aesop

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in State of the Union speeches, there wouldn’t be any inducement to go to heaven.

Will Rogers

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.

Nikita Khrushchev

When I was a boy, I was told that anybody could become President; I’m beginning to believe it.

Clarence Darrow

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.

John Quinton

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you.

Author unknown

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.

Oscar Ameringer

I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.

Adlai Stevenson

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.

Tex Guinan

I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.

Charles de Gaulle

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

Doug Larson

There ought to be one day — just one — when there is open season on congressmen.  

Will Rogers

And thanks to PCoop for sending these to me.

Roy Filly

Advertisements

About Roy Filly

Please read my first blog in which I describe myself and my goals.
This entry was posted in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink.

One Response to Food for thought.

  1. Pat says:

    My favorite quote from the favorite son of Oklahoma (Will Rogers) was in response to the remarks by a congressman who objected to “the words of a professional jokester (Rogers) being put into the Congressioal Record” following the insertion of one of his syndicated columns in that paper. To which Rogers wrote “compared to Congress, I’m just an amateur. When I make a joke, people laugh. When Congress makes a joke, it becomes law”!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s