California: Ready to save the world!


Sometimes I find it very difficult to be a Californian. California has 0.01 of the people on Earth and possesses 0.0008 of the Earth’s landmass.

But our Democrat monopolized state government believes we can save the world from global warming singlehandedly. How is that, ask you? Easy, answer I, by cutting back on cow farts!

Out illustrious governor, Governor Moonbeam, has signed the first-of-its-kind climate law targeting agriculture. What does the law do, ask you? This latest “law” requires California’s dairy industry to make a 40 percent cut in methane emissions. The gas comes from the butts and burps of bovines. Wow! Do I feel good about being a Californian!

Let’s see. California has 5,150,000 cows. The United States alone has 89,800,000 cows. There are currently approximately 1.5 billion cows grazing, sleeping, and chewing their cud and FARTING at any given time on planet Earth. So our moronic state legislators and our more than moronic governor believe that by reducing cow farts by a factor of 0.0014, we can save the planet from global warming!

Democrats live to “feel good.” There is no conceivable possibility that this legislation could have even a minute, microscopic, nanoscale, or “teensy-weensey” effect on the planet’s temperature. It will, however, drive many California dairy farmers out of business. Who cares! We feel good!

And thanks to HP for sending this to me.

Roy Filly

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2 Responses to California: Ready to save the world!

  1. There is no appellation more ridiculous than “thinking” to the California Governor and Legislature.

  2. Bill Grisham CPA says:

    All politicians don’t “Think”! They Act Emotionally by writing fancy sounding words on paper, voting on them and then pretending the rest of us care and are following their dictates! Mother Nature is going to give them a big slap in the face one of these days, like when the state finally slides off into the Pacific Ocean!

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